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Top Text: CUSTOMER BUYS CONDOMS. “HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.”
Bottom Text:CUSTOMER WINKS. INSTANTLY REGRETS EVERYTHING
I work at Target and every time someone buys condoms and I sayd “Have a good night!” I instantly regret because well…you know they’re on their way to shag somebody. It gets 10 times more creepy when that customer winks at you.